Monday, 10 October 2011

Cats on Tuesday: Drama in the Garden 2

Once again the cats have been hard at work writing and directing a new entertainment!  So without further ado they present: 'Drama in the Garden 2 - The Minion of Doom!'

Ever since Evil Genius Cat had been defeated, 
residents of the garden had lived in peace and tranquility.
But wait, what's this?
It's the return of Evil Genius Cat and this time
he has acquired an equally evil minion to help him in his dastardly work.
'Go evil minion! Infiltrate the garden and do your worst to those pesky cats
and their Buddha friend.
Soon the garden will be mine! Mwahahahahaha!!'


The Evil Minion's first victim was a friendly tabby cat
(who looks remarkable like Mrs Pod).  The Minion crept closer
and whispered evil thoughts into the tabby cat's ear...
... and at once the tabby cat began sharpening her claws on the fence, 
all the time murmering to herself 'Must Kill! Must Kill!'...
Oh no! What would happen next?

... It was the turn of a gentle grey cat to be transformed.
All it took was one whisper...
... and suddenly the normally gentle cat had leaped up and
snatched a bird from the air as it flew past!
(Camera operator: Posky so help me I will
smack your backside so hard if you killed that bird!
Posky: It was dead already! Honest! I found it like that!!!
And you can't prove anything!
Camera Operator: Hmmmm...)

The minion had only one more victim to claim
and then the Evil Genius cat would rule the garden!
The Buddha's Disciple Cat (for it was she) ran to the Buddha...
'Please help me dear Buddha, what shall I do?
How can I save the garden and rescue my friends?'
And the Buddha answered...
'Close your eyes dear Disciple Cat,
and use your mind to escape this evil...'

... and she did, and suddenly
she was out of danger and in a beautiful forest
with a giant Buddha who held a leaf in his hand.
'Here dear Disciple Cat', he said,
'eat this leaf to protect yourself, and then take
some to your friends so that
they may regain their true nature'.

... and the Disciple ate the leaf,
and all at once she was back in the garden just in time
to see the Evil Genius Cat about to strangle the Buddha!
Quickly she threw one of the magical leaves at him
which stopped him in his tracks!
And then she quickly gave them to her friends...

... who immediately remembered who they really were,
and joined forces to defeat the Evil Minion!
Hurrah!

...meanwhile, the magical leaf
had given Buddha's Disciple Cat 
the strength to fight Evil Genius Cat.
The battle was fierce (nice paw-waving guys!)
but good overcame evil and 
Buddha's Disciple Cat emerged triumphant!
Deep joy!

And so it came to pass,
that peace reigned once more in the garden.
And everyone was happy.

Well, almost everyone...
'Curses! Once again those pesky
kids have defeated my evil plans!'

'But... I will return!
Mwahahahahahaha!!'


THE END

'Drama in the Garden 2: The Minion of Doom!' starred:
Evil Genius Cat...................... Charlie
Friendly Tabby Cat............... Mrs Pod
Gentle Grey Cat.................... Posky
Buddha's Disciple Cat........... Pepper
Special appearance by Little My as Evil Minion
Camera Operation still by that woman we let live with us.

For more cats visit Gattina's Cats on Tuesday.

10 comments:

Barbara said...

You cats just made my day. Such drama, such suspense, I was on the edge of my seat. Thank heaven the garden is at peace once more - too bad Evil Genius, foiled again! Excellent cat acting, I must say.

Daisy said...

AAIIIEEE! I am skerred of that evil minion! I want to eat a magical leaf, right away!

Johanna said...

Hello,
what a wonderful tale you wrote for us. Thank you for sharing this drama with all the magical photos. I had to laugh about the birds "found him already dead". So typically.
Best greetings, Johanna

Gattina said...

What a wonderful "fairy" tale, of course it's all true, lol ! You are lucky to have a buddha in your garden, my cats have only cat statues to play with !

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

We are happy that evil minion isn't here! We are scaredy cats!! We don't have magical leaves in our yard!

Jackie said...

Applause and standing ovation from Calli, Rappy, Jet and pawrents. Charlie you did a great job as the evil genius cat, and Pepper was brilliant as the Buddha's disciple cat. Well done to Mrs Pod and Posky, and a special one to 'that woman you let live with you.' Didn't she do well..!?

Irishcoda said...

What a creative post! I loved the large pictures of everyone, too.

AL said...

Hahahaha what an adventure!

Au and Target said...

MOL, this has got to be the next Jack Chan movie. It's got everything: action, mysticism and handsome good looks.

Laloofah said...

ROTFL - These cat actors ("Cactors?") of yours will be hiring an agent before you know it (as Ben bemoans his scenes being left on the cutting room floor and Charlie complains - unconvincingly - about being typecast as a villain.

Skillfully written, directed, performed, filmed and edited yet again. Bravissimo! The Evil Minion looks truly sinister, his powers to transform innocent, gentle cats into fence-mauling, bird-murdering (ah, sorry - "dead bird-finding") terrors truly horrifying. I'm so glad the Buddha's Disciple Cat was able to escape and save the day (with Buddha's help, of course!) Did you notice that the magical leaf DIsciple Cat hurled at The Evil Cat not only stopped him in his tracks, but also appeared to have severed his front leg?! (Which magically grew back in later scenes!)

I'm glad that peace, harmony, and the true Buddha Nature of three out of four cats now reign supreme in the garden once again. Until the next time the Naked, Unshaven Dead of Evil Aggression rises up and must be vanquished!

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