I don't do Valentines Day... I've always found the whole commercialisation of love thing a bit strange. But to be seasonal here is a picture of a heart because, well, it was just there, and also two snippets from Wendy Cope's June to December. Enjoy :O)
Going Too Far
Cuddling the new telephone directory
After I found your name in it
Was going too far.
It's a safe bet you're not hugging a phone book,
Wherever you are.
Decapitating the spring onions,
She made this mental note:
You can tell it's love, the real thing,
When you dream of slitting his throat.
(From Wendy Cope's Making Cocoa for Kinsley Amis)