... there was a beautiful nymph living peacefully in a woodland glade, waiting for her handsome prince to come to make her life complete. However, one day she happened to catch sight of her reflection in a stream and thought; 'Hang on! What the hell was I thinking? Why am I wasting this awesomeness hanging about waiting for some aristocratic, effete waster who's never done an honest day's work in his life? I'm off to be my own amazing self!' Immediately deciding to take her destiny into her own hands and help the downtrodden poor, she become a fearless highwaywoman. She is currently having the time of her life and looking pretty damn fabulous whilst doing it.
