Once again the cats have been hard at work writing and directing a new entertainment! So without further ado they present: 'Drama in the Garden 2 - The Minion of Doom!'
Ever since Evil Genius Cat had been defeated,
residents of the garden had lived in peace and tranquility.
But wait, what's this?
It's the return of Evil Genius Cat and this time
he has acquired an equally evil minion to help him in his dastardly work.
'Go evil minion! Infiltrate the garden and do your worst to those pesky cats
and their Buddha friend.
Soon the garden will be mine! Mwahahahahaha!!'
The Evil Minion's first victim was a friendly tabby cat
(who looks remarkable like Mrs Pod). The Minion crept closer
and whispered evil thoughts into the tabby cat's ear...
... and at once the tabby cat began sharpening her claws on the fence,
all the time murmering to herself 'Must Kill! Must Kill!'...
Oh no! What would happen next?
... It was the turn of a gentle grey cat to be transformed.
All it took was one whisper...
... and suddenly the normally gentle cat had leaped up and
snatched a bird from the air as it flew past!
(Camera operator: Posky so help me I will
smack your backside so hard if you killed that bird!
Posky: It was dead already! Honest! I found it like that!!!
And you can't prove anything!
Camera Operator: Hmmmm...)
The minion had only one more victim to claim
and then the Evil Genius cat would rule the garden!
The Buddha's Disciple Cat (for it was she) ran to the Buddha...
'Please help me dear Buddha, what shall I do?
How can I save the garden and rescue my friends?'
And the Buddha answered...
'Close your eyes dear Disciple Cat,
and use your mind to escape this evil...'
... and she did, and suddenly
she was out of danger and in a beautiful forest
with a giant Buddha who held a leaf in his hand.
'Here dear Disciple Cat', he said,
'eat this leaf to protect yourself, and then take
some to your friends so that
they may regain their true nature'.
... and the Disciple ate the leaf,
and all at once she was back in the garden just in time
to see the Evil Genius Cat about to strangle the Buddha!
Quickly she threw one of the magical leaves at him
which stopped him in his tracks!
And then she quickly gave them to her friends...
... who immediately remembered who they really were,
and joined forces to defeat the Evil Minion!
Hurrah!
...meanwhile, the magical leaf
had given Buddha's Disciple Cat
the strength to fight Evil Genius Cat.
The battle was fierce (nice paw-waving guys!)
but good overcame evil and
Buddha's Disciple Cat emerged triumphant!
Deep joy!
And so it came to pass,
that peace reigned once more in the garden.
And everyone was happy.
Well, almost everyone...
'Curses! Once again those pesky
kids have defeated my evil plans!'
'But... I will return!
Mwahahahahahaha!!'
THE END
'Drama in the Garden 2: The Minion of Doom!' starred:
Evil Genius Cat...................... Charlie
Friendly Tabby Cat............... Mrs Pod
Gentle Grey Cat.................... Posky
Buddha's Disciple Cat........... Pepper
Special appearance by Little My as Evil Minion
Camera Operation still by that woman we let live with us.
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